New diet trand

IMPORTANT INFORMATION
With male obesity now rampant in many parts of the world but especially in the USA, I feel it is my patriotic Duty to offer the Swift Exercise Diet (SEX Diet) to the general public. It has been known for many years that sex was good exercise, but until now nobody has offered a scientific study of the caloric content of different sexual activities. So, now after 50 years of "original and proprietary" research I am proud to present these scientifically achieved results for your information.
REMOVING HER CLOTHES:
With her consent.................................12 Cal
Without her consent............................2187 Cal
OPENING HER BRA:
With both hands.................................8 Cal
With one hand...................................12 Cal
With your teeth.................................485 Cal
PUTTING ON A CONDOM:
With an erection..................................6 Cal
Without an erection............................3315 Cal
POSITIONS:
Missionary.......................................12 Cal
69 lying down...................................78 Cal
69 standing up..................................812 Cal
Wheelbarrow..................................216 Cal
Doggy Style......................................326 Cal
Italian chandelier.............................2912 Cal
ORGASMS:
Real......................................112 Cal
Fake.....................................1315 Cal
POST ORGASM:
Lying in bed hugging...........................18 Cal
Getting up immediately.........................36 Cal
Explaining why you got out of bed immediately.......816 Cal
GETTING A SECOND ERECTION: (At age)
20-29 years....................................36 Cal
30-39 years....................................80 Cal
40-49 years..................................124 Cal
50-59 years................................1972 Cal
60-69 years................................7916 Cal
70 and over............................. Results are still pending
DRESSING AFTERWARDS:
Calmly.............................................32 Cal
In a hurry.......................................98 Cal
With her father knocking at the door...........5218 Cal
With your wife knocking at the door............13,521 Cal


Got this in an email from Karen! Good Stuff!