Friday, January 21, 2005

Thought for the weekend.

Oldies but goodies!

Is boneless chicken considered to be an invertebrate?

Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard?

Why do we put suits in a garment bag and put our garments in a suitcase?

If you want to mail someone some Styrofoam, what would you pack it in?

How come abbreviated is such a long word?

Why are they called buildings when they are finished? Shouldn’t they be called builts?

Why are they called apartments when they are all together?

Why is a carrot more orange than an orange?

Why are there 5 syllables in the word monosyllabic?

Why does lemon juice have artificial flavoring while dishwashing soap has real lemons?

And my personal favorite……

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to see it do the other trees make fun of that tree?


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